All of the grandkids remember granny bouncing us on her knee and sing this little song:
Cook a little meat
Fry a little gravy
Nobody home but
Osa and the baby
Osa was drunk
The baby was sober
Osa let a (insert fart noise)
And knocked the baby over
This is a diddy that we will sing to our grandkids. By doing this we will be connected to Granny, by song and fart sounds, for generations. Thank you Granny for making me LOL.
This is something my Granny said to me about someone I have never met.
"I wouldn't piss in her eyeballs to save her life"
Well Granny I don't know what kind of situation would call for that, but I'm guessing it's a serious one. Lol.
This blog is a loving tribute to the crazy and entertaining things my granny says and does. Granny has always been a fun lady. She likes to laugh and make others laugh too. It is Granny's unique and descriptive way of getting her point across though that I consider magic. I hope I am able to capture just a little bit of her magic here and share it.
I do this blog for myself, in an attempt to hold on to her forever, but if it makes you lol Granny will like that.
~ I <3 U Osa Pearl
